♪ Theme song! ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services that's what we do, we do ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services and here's my bro ♪
-♪ We'll groom your pets! ♪ -♪ We'll mop your floor! ♪
♪ We'll deliver ninjas to your door ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services ♪
Thanks for the lift, Switchblade.
And sorry the helmet didn't turn out the way you wanted.
We've never had a helmet-painting gig before.
I asked for a skull and crossbones.
I'm telling you guys, babies are in right now.
[whispering] I tried to do a skull and crossbones and this is how it came out.
You know that, but I'm just clarifying.
Vroom! Bah, bah, bah, bah. I heard all of that.
Bah, bah, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Switchblade!
Don't forget to write our general service on Snail Score!
Rugged! What's a Snail Score, Cup?
It’s a new business app, Dino. We do a general service,
and our customers rate us on it and leave us a score.
-The better we do, the higher we score. -The future is here!
-[chiming] -Your Snail Score has fallen to 86%.
Only 86?
Switchblade, how could you? How could you?!!
86% on the Snails, huh?
[coughing] Losers. [coughing]
You're losers.
-Peetree. -Check this out!
Your Snail Score is... 93%!
Classic Peetree. Epic score.
The third-person talk is off-putting, Dino thinks.
We are right behind you, Peetree.
Oh, really? I don't see you.
Maybe I need glasses. [laughing]
-Well, if you do, I hope you get them. -Um... thanks?
We are gonna clobber your score, Peetree.
Give us one week. I'll bet on it.
A wager, huh? Me likey.
But let's raise the stakes.
Losers have to shoot a commercial for the winner,
telling the whole world what a great rooster he is.
Deal. But replace "rooster" with "Cupcake and Dino."
-No. -Can't argue with no.
Y-you sure can. That's the easiest word to argue with.
Yes. There, I argued.
We have to boost that score, Dino! I mean, 86%?! That's basically zero.
I mean, not really at all, but don't worry, Cup. We'll get 'em up.
Oh, hey, Grandma Steak and Unicorn Man that you're holding hands with!
-Need a general service? -Boys!
What are you doing on my red-hot date?
Red hot.
I do have a general service for you, though.
Reginald here needs to be escorted home.
I had a lovely time, Steak.
Ladies like you are... very rare.
-Aw... -Aw, you.
[whispering] I have another date. Get him outta here!
Okay, okay, but give us a good Snail Score.
Grandma is... really complex.
Whee!!
Look at all those people down there, Cup!
They look like ants! Especially that family of ants!
Those aren't just people, Dino. They're customers!
Time to boost that Snail Score!
Reginald, will you lend us a hand?
[whinnying]
♪ Helping folks is what we do ♪
♪ We're taking it day by daaaay ♪
♪ So lend a hand and make a friend ♪
♪ It's the Cupcake and Dino waaaay ♪
♪ And we don't need no recognition ♪
-Ah! [crying] -♪ And we don't need no praise ♪
[Cupcake] It's literally what we need!
♪ We just wanna see your smiling face It's the best part of our day ♪
♪ That's the Cupcake and Dino ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino waaaay ♪
So practical! Great choice!
Bye, Reg. Thank you!
Tell Grandma to call me. Please!
We will. Oh, oh, we ab... Oh, we absolutely will.
Yeah, oh, yeah, you're a keeper.
-[chiming] -Your new Snail Score is 91%!
Ya-ta-taaaa! Our customers love us!
"I'm a dumb Cupcake and everybody loves me." Pathetic.
Maybe people love them 'cause they're kind and helpful
and they actually care!
Pfft. Nah. That stuff doesn't work.
[groaning]
Maybe move your face? I'm trying to paint your house here.
[growling]
-[chiming] -Your new Snail Score is...
75%.
What?! That's it! Time for Peetree to get what's his!
[groaning]
[Cupcake] We got this bet locked up, Dino.
Just need one more perfect score.
Good thing we have a perfectly happy customer. Right, Cleo?
For sure. I love haircuts, 'cause they shape my face,
which is good, 'cause first impressions count.
At least that's what my nanny said. I used to have a nanny,
we lived in the mountains, but I wanted more,
so I moved to Big City. Do you think haircuts are important?
Yes...
And voila. We're done!
Wow! This has gotta be one of the best haircuts I've ever had,
and it reminds me of when I was six and I had a haircut just like this.
I miss being six.
Great! Well, don't forget to give us a perfect Snail Score! Bye!
-Bye! -Wait!
I was gonna ask you guys if you wanted to hang out.
Guys? Guys? Cupcake and Dino? Guys?
Ah-ha-ha. I almost feel sorry for Peetree.
But also not at all.
-[chiming] -Your new Snail Score is...
61%.
What?! 61?! 'Cause Cleo gave us...
a... a zero?! An actual zero?! She tanked our average!
Don't sweat it, Cup. We can make it up with other customers.
We just need to keep helping! ♪ It's the Cupcake and Dino way-- ♪
No way!
I am not losing the bet just 'cause some chatty Cathy koala
won't recognize our greatness.
We're the best general servicers around. And everyone should know it! Come on!
O-okay. We're running? One second.
Ah, once over and through the hoop.
Bunny ears know what's to come.
Tie them around as a bunny would. And now the running has begun.
Okay, I'm coming! [panting]
♪ We're running to fix things and get healthy as well ♪
♪ 'Cause my body's a temple My body's a temple ♪
Well, well, well. Look who it is.
Time's running out, losers.
I've got big plans for you in my commercial.
What size chicken suits do you guys wear?
-We're not gonna be wearing a chick-- -I'm a 28 waist.
I prefer sleeveless if possible. Oh, we're not....
Forget it. Goodbye!
28 waist?
His body is a temple.
Cleo, pleeease change our Snail Score? Please! We did a good job.
I'm sorry, guys, uh, the score is final. I just, um...
wasn't that impressed with my haircut.
You're a vision, Cleo. Know that.
But... there are a few other things you can help me with.
Some things I've always dreamed of doing.
Such as...?
I've always wanted to try this,
but never had anybody to be the "see" to my "saw,"
and I always wondered why they call it a seesaw,
'cause lumberjacks use saws
and this isn't anything like that, and I knew a lumberjack once,
or maybe it was just a guy named Jack who lumbered.
And I never get to go on real adventures even though I have lots of free time.
There's so many places to visit and take pictures of,
but my camera is broken right now, or is it just a dead battery?
And I always wanted to try flying, but nobody would come with me,
but I'm not afraid of heights. I think that's just silly,
'cause it's just the falling to the ground that's scary, you know?
Wow! What a day!
That was so... nothing special at all.
Totally normal.
It was a totally, pretty... [yawning]
...pretty okay normal day in a whatever way.
A whatever way? A whatever way?!!
[shouting gibberish]
We did everything you said all day, Cleo!
How about some Snail Score love, please?!
Sorry. I'm just not convinced.
What happened, Cup? We had the best time with Cleo.
-The best time! -I know! It doesn't make any sense!
And now we're gonna have to film a TV commercial for... for Peetree.
Oh, I shouldn't have spent so much time trying to please one koala.
I kinda feel bad for Cleo, though.
I don't think she has a lot of friends like us, Cup. Maybe we should go back.
-[gasping] -Dino! Look!
What? I have a bird on me, don't I? It's on my shoulder, isn't it?
Take a picture of the bird! Arrrr.
I am a pirate with a bird on his shoulder,
but now I'm going to look over to confirm if there is one.
There isn't. What were you referring to?
It's Peetree! He's talking to Cleo!
Arrr. Let's hide behind something.
Looks like they made some kind of deal. [gasping]
That's why she's giving us bad scores! She's working with him!
But... we became friends.
Peetree!! You cheated! Cheater!!
Oh, really? You got any proof? Yeah, I didn't think so.
And now the Snail Scores speak for themselves.
Peetree's Snail Score is 75%!
Cup and Dino's score is 61%!
A bet's a bet, boys.
Time to film that commercial - broadcasted live to the whole city!
Everyone will see what big losers you are!
-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! -[sighing]
I hope he recorded my measurements.
And... action!
Peetree is the best. Strong, smart, and better than us.
[laughing] I love this! I love this!
I wish I was Peetree.
He's a sculpted genius and I like that about him.
I'm just a... little baby who loves Peetree.
Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah.
Wah, wah... Wait!
This is live, right, Cup?
Cleo, I don't know what happened.
I don't know why you gave us a bad score.
But if we did something wrong, we're sorry.
We just wanted to be your friend.
-Hey! Stick to the script! -[sighing]
When I fill up my diapey, that's all the time.
I wash myself in a dirty lake
and Peetree washes himself in fresh spring water.
Stop! I feel so bad for giving you that score.
-Peetree bribed me. -[all gasping]
I couldn't say no. He offered something I've always wanted.
He said he'd be... my friend.
When you guys came over, I had the best day of my life
just hanging out with you and doing friend-type stuff,
and it might shock you to hear that I don't have that many close buddies,
because sometimes people think I talk too much.
Whaaaat? You?
No way.
Yeah. Yeah! In fact, you should talk more!
-Bit over-the-top, Cup. -Yeah, I got it.
Who cares?! I got the higher score,
and that's all the dim-witted people of this city care about! Ha!
Um, eh, Peetree?
Ha... ha-ha?
Just kidding?
[phones buzzing and blooping]
My score!
[Cleo] Time to give you guys the Snail Score that you really deserve.
It's okay, Cleo. I don't want to use that dumb Snail app anymore anyway.
-Good for you, Cup. -Ah, ta! There.
I don't care about numbers. Because the true measure of--
Sorry, why did you flush your phone? You could've just erased the app.
Yeah, super-weird move, Cup.
It was, uh, symbolic. Or something.
So, wanna hit the skies on the back of a unicorn?
-Do I?! -Hey!
Maybe you guys should throw your phones in the toilet too!
As a sign of unity?
-[Cleo] Nuh-uh. -[Dino] I'm not gonna do that!
♪ Halloween I love Halloween ♪
♪ 'Cause it's Hallooooooo-- ♪
-Hugo! Have you seen Dino? -♪ ...oooooooowwonderful ♪
-Hi, Cup. No, haven't seen him. -Huh.
I didn't think he'd want to miss out on this spooky decorating action.
Boo!
-Aw, hi, buddy. Cute. -Adorable.
Yeah. How long you been hiding there, Dino?
Not long. A couple minutes. Four hours. Not sure. Did I scare you?
Ha! I mean, yeah, sure. Sure.
[sighing] Curse this beautiful angel face!
Oh! Halloween's supposed to be about scaring, Cup!
I want to be able to scare the pants off of people like you,
-and by far especially you! -That's nice.
-Please don't. -Every year I try to be scary.
Boo!
[slurping]
Boo!
Aw, it's so cute!
[Dino sighing]
And every year I fall short. I've never been able to scare you, Cup!
Halloween doesn't have to be scary, Dino. It can just be fun!
Now let's just trick-or-treat in funny costumes like we do every year.
I'm the High-Five Man! You can be...
♪ Lil' Ducky, the jolly baby duck that's all hugs and kisses all the time! ♪
Up top!
I don't wanna be Lil' Ducky again this year, Cup.
Come on, be Lil' Ducky!
Ooookay!
♪ You're a little duck he's a wittle duck ♪
♪ Just a wittle ducky that gets all the candy ♪
I'm a little ducky. Quack, quack.
[Cupcake scatting] The duck! Ha-ha.
I wish I could scare you just once, though.
-[phone ringing] -Cupcake and Dino: General Services.
Uh-huh. Okay. They'll be right over.
There's a ghost in the mansion on Fifth. The owner wants it removed right away!
A ghost?! Oh, this'll be a great way
to up my friiight gaaaame!
What was that darling noise?!
Sounded like some lil' cutie kittens.
I'd be remiss not to give them a snuggle.
[sighing]
[birds cawing]
[Cup sighing]
Uh.
Oh, hey.
Ah!!!
-You must be the--- -Spirit begone!
No, I'm the one... Stop it. I'm the one who called you.
Stop.
-Stop!! -Okay, then, hello. How can we help?
This is a ghost house. A house of ghosts.
We live here, we haunt here, we have sick parties--
Oh, nice. I love parties.
But this one roommate isn't scary at all.
She's wimpy and we want her out until she gets scary.
#not gonna happen, #as if, #disbelief no way.
Hey, it's okay. It's hard for me to be scary too.
-What's your name? -Gertie.
I want to fit in, I really do. I'm just no good at it.
Bring it in.
Right. Ghost.
We'll help you, Gertie. Come on.
[laughter]
Okay, bye...
-[music] -That does sound like a sick party.
Don't worry. We'll show your buddies how scary you are.
Time for scary booooot...
...camp.
See what I did? I did a boo. Then it's camp.
Scary face! Angry face!
Happy face! Sad face!
Scary face! Angry face! Happy face! Sad face!
Sad face! Scary face! Angry face! Happy face! Angry face!
-[jumbled instructions] -Ow!
Frown cramp. Frown cramp! Frown cramp! Frown cramp!
Oh, she's got a cramp. She's got a frown cramp.
Can we get frown doctor here?!
Steak kick! [kicking sound effect]
[coughing] Boo?
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
[lively organ music]
[distortion]
Boo-ba-do-ba-zow!
Aw, please tell me more.
Note: Jazz hands... not scary.
-Boo! -Ah!
[laughing]
Huh? Oh....
Remember, Gertie. Be big. Use your voice. And be surprising.
Boo...
-Well, it was your best one yet. -Ha!
That's it? Lil' Cutie Cup with his baby ghost?
Ha!
No one messes with my Gertie and my lil' cutie Cup!
[roaring]
[Cup] Oh, he scared the eggs out of him.
Ah!! Ah-ha-ha!!
Wow. I did it. I scared someone.
I finally scared someone!!
[gasping and moaning]
That was amazing, Dino! I've never seen you like that!
Congrats, Mr. Dino!
-You okay, buddy? -I'm better than okay, Cup.
-I'm great!! -[Gertie] Ah!!
Oh, scared myself.
Good! So should we head home and get into our costumes, Lil' Ducky?
No way, Cup! I can finally spread Halloween joy the way I'm supposed to:
by being totally scary!
[laughing] Rawr!!!
-[crowd screaming] -[man] Oh, my goodness!
Think you can pull off a duck costume?
Quork. Quork?
We'll work on the voice.
-[roaring] -Take it. Eat it all.
[laughing] Oh, no, no, no. I just--
Aw, how nice. That was fun.
-Did you see that? Tell me you saw that. -Yeah, we saw that, Dino.
That turtle was totally freaked.
Yeah! In a good way!
Is... my boot camp over?
Dino, Halloween isn't about scaring people.
-It's about having-- -Sha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha.
All my life I've wanted to give Halloween scares.
-Now I can! -D'you put a mint in my mouth?
They're good, right?
Nothing scares me. Ever. Believe that.
-[roaring] -Ah!! Oh...!
On the inside, I'm a scared child! Bah, bah, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Ahem. Happy Halloween, friend! [chuckling]
[roaring]
[roaring and giggling]
[roaring]
-Ah! -[Dino laughing]
[giggling] [roaring and laughing]
M-Mr. Cupcake, sir,
I'm actually finding this really upsetting.
Dino, you gotta stop! The whole town is scared of you!
Yeah, they are! They love it! This is what Halloween's all about!
No, Dino. This is what Halloween's all about.
Mr. Dino, can we stop scaring now?
Okay. Thanks, everyone, that was fun! Happy Halloween!
[all screaming and sobbing]
But before we finish for good,
there's just one more person I have to scare.
-[door chiming] -Huh.
Guess they... closed early.
[echo of liquid dripping]
[screaming] Hello?
Dah. Dah, dah, dah...
Who's there?!
Ah!! Ah!! [screaming]
[exclaiming] [gasping]
[laughing nervously] I'm just...
I'm just being silly. There's nothing--
-[roaring] -[high-pitched scream]
A final boo from me too...!
Yeah! After all these years of trying, I finally scared you!
Oh, you should've seen how happy you kinda looked.
[stammering]
Cup? Cup? Cup, are you okay?
[sighing] No, Dino.
I actually just frosted my pants.
That's hard to admit, but I want to illustrate a point.
All this scaring isn't funny, or fun, or friendly.
[gasping] The 3 Fs.
Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna try and salvage some actual fun this Halloween.
Like we used to. And I'm gonna change my pants.
Cup! Wait! I'm sorry!
Oh, who would've thought roaring in someone's face would make them unhappy?
Trick or treat.
That's it? Give it meaning. Really connect with your character.
-Try again. -Trick or tr... Oh, forget it.
It isn't the same without my---
Incredibly selfish brother with impeccable timing?
-Dino? -Nope! I'm Lil' Ducky.
And this is my friend, Double Ghost.
We ran out of costume materials.
I messed up, Cup. I got so caught up scaring,
I forgot what was important: hanging with High-Five Man.
Thanks, Dino. It really means a lot.
Seeing you in that costume definitely makes it better.
So should I, like, uh, go back inside now,
or, uh... are you done or do you want to--
Oh, sorry, sir. Ahem. Quack, quack! Twick or tweat!
[laughing] Like, I mean, come on!
You like that? Twick or tweat!
-Is everybody-- -I'm a ducky!
-Is everybody seeing this? -[laughing]
[vocalizing]
Last house on the block.
I wish I could go home. But I'm still not scary enough.
Don't you worry! Come with me, Gertie!
-[Gertie] Boo!! -[Dino roaring]
[ghosts screaming]
Well, they won't bother you anymore, Gertie.
Thank you, Mr. Cup and Dino. You're the scariest.
That place is sca-ry!
Dino, you were literally just saying how much people like scary stuff.
Yeah, no, it's not for me anymore. I'm gonna have nightmares for, like,
honestly, a good half hour or so tonight.
[roaring]
[laughing] Ah, I'm sorry, that was super cheap.
Good night now!
[quirky music]